He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
Quick, to the slutcave!
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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