Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
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