i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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