Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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