It's like God shit irony all over that family
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
This is the high leading the old right now
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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