you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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