why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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