Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
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