You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
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