You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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