That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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