Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
