im gay
i know
yea but for you.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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