Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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