We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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