I think I just saw someone hide a body.
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
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