Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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