windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
