Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
i need some magic done to my vagina
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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