I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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