her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
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