in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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