Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
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