I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
so let's talk penis.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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