guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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