are you still at the devil's house?
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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