last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
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