i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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