Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
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If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I'm always down for nudity.
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