Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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