all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I still have a little drunk in my system
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
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