I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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