That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
Randomize
