Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
do herpes really smell.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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