Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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