you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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