You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
Randomize