We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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