..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I could make wine with my vomit
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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