I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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