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(502): View more from Kentucky

Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high

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(602): View more from Arizona

I just woke up to me licking the dognuts

(623): View more from Arizona

You mean Doughnuts?

(602): View more from Arizona

......No :(

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(203): View more from Connecticut

he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe

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(402): View more from Nebraska

When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...

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(703): View more from Virginia

of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.

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(910): View more from North Carolina

Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside

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(585): View more from New York

I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days

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(516): View more from New York

i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level

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