my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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