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(314): View more from Missouri

So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.

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(336): View more from North Carolina

He asked me if I "almost moaned"

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(810): View more from Michigan

Adam has been drinking

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Who has his phone

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Adam does

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(949): View more from California

you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"

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(734): View more from Michigan

swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.

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(952): View more from Minnesota

Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....

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(614): View more from Ohio

The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one

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