You're so nebulous sometimes
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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