the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
Swine flu is the new snow day.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
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