So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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