i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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