I wanna passion pit in your ass
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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