So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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