i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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