I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
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