haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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