Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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