My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
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