They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
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