I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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